Yet Another List of Petty Annoyances

It’s been a bitchy week here…possibly hormonal?

  1. Idiots in parking lots racing down the lanes, begging to be t-boned.
  2. DC humidity
  3. sinus headaches
  4. Walking into a bathroom stall wherein someone has apparently been disemboweled.
  5. Walking into a bathroom stall and smelling the unmistakable eau-de-old-lady: baby powder, White Shoulders, Depends, mints, and a little bit of poop.
  6. People who don’t pick up their dog’s shit and leave it to fester and become fly food.
  7. Other people’s whining snot-nosed children.
  8. The sound of someone’s flip flops flip-slap-flopping down an otherwise quiet hallway.
  9. Most companies’ telephone systems.
  10. Face deforming giant jawline pimples that are unpoppable.
  11. yip yapping chihuahuas (sorry Ash!)
  12. The sound of my 105 lb lab licking his penis for 15 straight minutes.
  13. Megan Fox’s whorish mouth
  14. Jennifer Aniston’s nipples
  15. Katherine Heigl

6 thoughts on “Yet Another List of Petty Annoyances

  1. I am HOWLING laughing–love your list. 🙂 And definitely have missed your blunt humor—as I am very blunt myself. I anxiously await the next installment–and will add to your post when you talk about fries or Target (Tair-get) again. hugs to you!!!

  2. Petty Annoyance comments:
    1. almost happened to me today – stupid teenager in chik-fil-a parking lot going 100 mph.
    4. and 5. common occurance where I work – AND sometimes I get to clean PEE SPRINKLE off the seat.
    7. ALWAYS hate this. Must add that I also HATE the half-baked, loud reasoning with said snot-nosed children by the MOM. Shut the F*ck up and tell your little brat NO and mean it!!
    8. This will kill me. Jack does this. He is banned from flip flops until he can walk silently.
    13. Her mouth reminds me of Pat Benatar
    15. Why am I also bothered?? She is cute, she is funny (Knocked Up). Yet….she bugs the shit out of me.

  3. Megan Fox just looks hard to me. Hard to like, trying too hard, you name it. Claire doesn’t understand why I don’t worship at her altar but I think she’s just cheap. Yuck.

  4. what’s with Jennifer Anniston’s niipples? No – I mean – what’s with you having a problem with them? 🙂

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