Has everyone heard this news? They picked the little girl to play Renesmee in Breaking Dawn. She is gorgeous! And she has a bit of that otherworldly quality that she’ll need to play half-human/half-vampire/love interest of wolf boy, kwim??
And, she really does look like Robert and Kristen’s child, doncha think?
The problem now is how in the hell are they doing to do the imprinting b/s without making poor Taylor Lautner look like a pedo??? The imprinting is tricky and weird even just having to read about it…now take Mr. Beefcake w/abs of steel and a gorgeous smile and have him find his soul mate in this precious child (who will have to be a baby somehow with Hollywood technowizardry)…eeekkkk! and ICK.
Sweet Jesus. Would you LOOK at the fug-ass suit??!! It’s supposedly vintage Gucci or some b/s but it’s AWFUL. So, burgundy suit, grayish (looks just sort of old and unclean to me) shirt and black tie. ROB?!?! Why? Classic black tux or suit, please?? The Twitter folks were saying things like ‘Ron Burgundy wants his suit back’ and ‘he needs some hoes b/c he’s wearing a pimp suit’ and ‘kind of like Johnny Depp in Willy Wonka’…all BAD. But, his new hair and cuteness helps, right?? Right.
And her dress? *sighs* I usually love Kristen on the red carpet (btw, it was a BLACK carpet) but this dress does nothing for me. The one shoulder look can be hard to pull off – KStew is wearing a one sleeved dress…and it’s sort of a cross between a wedding dress and a skating costume…and not in a good way…she also had on a pair of SWEET 5 inch high (!) Loubs but apparently she took them off the second she entered the theatre! Can’t blame her.
Anyway, Eclipse! Woo! June 30th is this WEDS! *bouncing* Am supposed to see it w/Tina and Casey but I’m sure LMac will find some way to lure Tina away again…*sigh*
Forgive me, for I have Twilighted you to death this week! lol Here’s the new Bella poster:
Total Bitch Brow
So, let’s examine, shall we? What is UP with her eyebrows? Way too thin…and her left brow (on the right as you look at it) is much higher than the other. Maybe that’s on purpose? Really looks like she’s giving someone the Bitch Brow. Aka the WTF brow. Or the ‘I’ll Cut a Bitch’ brow. Regardless, Bella looks tres fierce. Like ‘don’t try to kiss me, Jacob or I’ll punch you in your lupine jaw’ lol
The wig looks good here. In some of the clips it looks frizzy and so fake. Hope her real hair is grown out for Breaking Dawn. The wigs have been Utter FAIL in this franchise, doncha think?
Yeah, I have actually seen some of the flicks on this ‘Top 10’ list!
Adventureland. See this. Very good. And not just for the view of KStew’s white bikini-clad butt (although the Frug would beg to differ – see it JUST for that! lol he was duly impressed and is now a big fan! of her butt lol) Seriously a good movie. See it for the 80s fest that it is. And the Stew is very good…
500 Days of Summer. Actually made Joseph Gordan-Levitt looks appealing! (I find him very simian-like but he is ADORABLE in this) and Zooey Deschanel is always gorgeous and fresh and all the good things that go with that. The Frug thought it was another painful rom-com but I liked it.
I Love You, Man. I love YOU, Paul Rudd.
Want to See:
Up in the Air. Clooney, I still dig your old ass. And I love that you aren’t starring in another love-fest w/your Rat Pack/Ocean’s buddies. AND, that you are paired with an age-appropriate love interest)…Vera Farmiga…from Leo Di’s The Departed…gorgeous. And, Anna Kendrick (Jessica from Twilight!) is in this AND got great reviews and is nominated for a Golden Globe and a SAG award. OMG! 😉
The Girlfriend Experience. Looks like slutty goodness.
Inglorious Basterds. A) the spelling of the word bastErd irritates me. B) Brad Pitt. He irritates me.
You know, I hate to give bad news around the holidays…just seems so wrong. But, in the interest of honesty, I have to let you know:
I’m breaking up with Robert Pattinson. (okay, maybe we’re just on a break)
I know this seems like it’s out of the blue. It feels like I just confessed my little fantasy about me and Rob. Rob & I are together and I’m wearing KStew’s amazing shoes… but it’s been building up for a month or so now. Started with the New Moon promotions. He was EVERYWHERE. Couldn’t get away from him. Interviews in magazines, tv, online. The bloggers were all over him — so many pix, videos, analyzing every hair on his head, every word out of his mouth…He was just in my face all the time. Which you would think I would love…but…it almost gave me the ICK. I guess there is such a thing as ‘too much Rob.’ Sigh.
So, I went to NYC the weekend New Moon came out. He knew I was there. He could feel the magnetic attraction between us — but, he was playing coy and stayed just out of reach! 😉 Maybe he was just being nice and letting me have a Girls Weekend? 😉 When I got home, the Rob drought began…the holidays kicked into gear…and I realized ‘hey, I haven’t thought about Rob in a while’…haven’t been googling him, haunting the robsessed blogs, nothing. And, guess what? I don’t miss him! I know!
I’m not ruling out a future reconciliation. After all, he and I go way back (to June ’09 at least)…Remember Me is coming out in March (I think) and Eclipse in June. There’s hope. And, there is all the hotness to consider. Maybe I am just backing off on my Robsession so I can maybe get a sweet Christmas gift from the Frug?? Who knows?
Not sure how Rob will handle this news. I’m glad he has KStew to help him heal from my break-up. But, one thing…even though I’m not w/Rob now…I still want Kristen’s shoes. Seriously.
So, this is the long awaited PART 2 of Saturday in NYC. I believe I left off as I was stumbling down the streets of NY, shouting the word VAGINA? Apparently, I was also gyrating and making lewd gestures…humiliating Ashley, the uber-cool Manhattanite. What are relatives for?
So, we are all working our looks…Robin, working the blonde glamazon thing…Ashley, raven haired fiesty-hip pixie…me, the classic Old Whore…went back in the Bowery Hotel lounge area…they have tables with ‘bottle service’…you know, buy a bottle of vodka for $500 and get to hang in the cool area…such a non-Frug-approved thing! 😉 We went back to the side bar for a bit…then, Ash then scoped out a table in the cool area with only 1 or 2 guys at it…they were happy to have us hang but the bouncer types nixed it! Can you believe it? Hmph. And, so we’re hanging out with our $20 drinks and a very nice bouncer guy (not a burly I-will-kick-your-ass type) w/adorable horn rimmed glasses came over…he apologized profusely but asked us to basically get back into the riff-raff room! (side bar) He did say he would come get out out of the riff-raff room when the hubbub died down a bit…I *know* it was b/c Rob was there, somewhere…there was a bit of a buzz in the air. Someone said Keifer Sutherland was there too. Did I see him? Of course not. I am apparently celeb-repellant. Walked out onto the patio area (where Rob would be hanging out, smoking…and making it look sexy and cool somehow…le sigh)…didn’t see him…such a TEASE. The media I was reading later gave conflicting reports. Some said he was there later (we stayed til 1:03am) and some said he was on the upper west side, with Kristen Stewart…Regardless…I *know* he and I were hanging out at the Bowery, separate, yet still together in spirit! 😉
So, during my stalking time, there were some things to keep my mind off of my RPattz-less-ness. One guy came over w/his buddies…his intro ‘hey, one of the best things about me is that I like to buy girls drinks’…well, okay then! Have at it! His other line? Something about ‘one of the best things about me is that I’m tall’ Okay. Never bothered to get his name b/c honestly, who cares, kwim? Robin was busy thinking about ‘Wrench’ and Ash was getting constant texts from her ex-current-future-fiance-stalker-killer. Which left me to entertain the drink buyers. Which was fine. I really love being married. I can talk to anyone. No pressure, kwim? The other guy gave us 3-4 different names. I resorted to just calling him ‘Pleather’ b/c his jacket was ‘green’ and pleather. Tall guy, just called him ‘Tall’…Tall was a character. He asked me a question that was so vulgar that it left me speechless. ME?! Can you believe it? I cannot even repeat it here! Finished up there w/a round of disgusting gingery nasty shots. UGH. Oh, and when we got back to the hotel, Ashley and I decided hot dogs from a street vendor were a terrific idea. UGH. No hangover for me though. Maybe that’s a preventative?
So, sadly, despite some decent stalking, no Rob sighting. And, even if I did see him, he would have been w/KStew, which is cool I suppose. It did make me come up w/a new mental scenario though…it’s me with Rob…and I am wearing Kristen’s shoes. Whoregasm.
So, just stumbled up this very funny and inappropriate interview w/the cast of New Moon. Please, do yourselves a favor and DO NOT watch this with your kids in the room. I didn’t realize in time and Peter heard Kristen Stewart say ‘go see the fucking movie’…cut to him howling (haha wolf joke) with laughter. Now he keeps saying ‘rewind that!’ and ‘and then the girl said go see the…’ and then he falls over laughing. Maybe CPS will be over here after all.
Oh, and the interviewer calls them VILFs and WILFs. So funny. Go on, click on the link. You’ll be happy you did.
Okay, Lainey is being mean here aboutmy man, RPattz. But, I wanted to get opinions…she says he wears his jeans like Jake Gyllenhaal. What does that mean? Like he’s in the closet?? I don’t get it. Thoughts?