OMG, did you see the Grammys?? (note: I didn’t watch. Well, I twitter watched, kwim? And then youtubed the highlights — this is 2014, people! You do not have to sit in front of the TV for hours!)
So, Madonna. Oh, My. God. Her face. HER FACE. Overfilled. Overly made up. Too starkly white. So many celebs seem to be having these makeup malfunctions lately. Surely, there’s makeup that looks good both in person and in photos?!
That outfit. Why why why?
(Btw, cutest son there! He is adorable!)
And then this outfit. Why Why Why??
Frankly, I miss the cone bras, don’t you??
Back to her face. FILLERS. Either that or she’s on steroids, kwim? Stay Puft Marshmallow face. I hate wrinkles, I do. But, honestly, better to have some wrinkles and some movement in your face than to look like THAT. Am I right??
Also, I see that sunscreen has been her friend. Which is a very good thing. *curses 80s tanorexia* But, to be so pale and then puff yourself up and then add the whitest makeup on top? It’s like she inherited Michael Jackson’s stash when he died.
Look at these pix. She was softer, less puffed up. So much prettier, right??
MADONNA!! Fix this!!!
That is all. I shall sit here, looking, and being, utterly perfect as always.