So, we have happy news! Jennifer Garner FINALLY gave birth! My goodness, wasn’t she preggs FOREVAH!?! And huge too! (meow) Normal name, thank God. Samuel. The Afflecks seem to be “normal” parents. I like them a lot. (I hear she is a huge bitch tho! lol Aren’t we all?)
And SAD SAD SAD news! Davy Jones died! OMG! I LOVED him as a kid. He was my first Brit crush! I watched the Monkees all the time despite my brother mocking them for being wanna-be Beatles. Whatevs. He was cute and had a sweet accent. I keep waiting for them to interview Maureen McCormick about this. MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA!
OMG! Michael K is ON FIRE over at DListed today. Excerpt of what he said about my favorite *coughsNOTcoughs* star, Angelina…
…Because you know this mess was coming, here’s Angie Jolie’s right legwhich was the breakout meme of last night’s annual Hollywood circle jerk sponsored by Ambien. I don’t know if Angie got high from the toxic fumes wafting off of Wanderlust after it bombed at the box office, but she was posing hard like she was stuck in a hallucination where she was Lea Michele. That was some trademarked Lea Michele posing right there. Bitch stuck her right leg out like her pussy was on fire. Bitch stuck her right leg out like she was getting into the birthin’ stance just in case a newborn needed to fall out. Or just in case an orphan stowed away in her UNICEF crotch during one of her trips to the third world and needed to come out. It was that kind of stance.
And then he called THIS guy “Not Moby”. *dying* Can you believe he had the balls to mock AJ?! I am forever in love with him.
I want to like this dress. I do. I like Michelle Williams. She seems so vulnerable and sweet and there’s always the Heath Ledger sympathy thing, right? *sighs* However, I dislike pretty much all of it. Let’s start with the tomatoey red color. And the PEPLUM. A peplum is not a friend to ANYONE. Why would you drape extra fabric over your stomach and hips?? And the awful bow on it? C’mon!!
And why is she carrying a pink purse?
Good points? That neckline/strapless works for her. She’s not trying to showcase her boobs and look slutty…so that’s all good. And, she’s one of very few people who can make that haircut and color work. Very gamine and sweet. And her skin is amazing.
HATED THIS DRESS. What the heck? It’s like “Look how big my hips are!!” kwim??! And it also makes her tummy look big and we’ve seen pix of her in a bathing suit — her stomach is not big. Those weird metallic stripes do NOTHING for her.
Also hating her hair. Normally she can pull of the high bun thing. But, not with that dress. And, it looks like her forehead is bigger now? And her hairline is funky. Meow.
Okay, I don’t hate this dress. I just really don’t understand why pale white people want to wear nude colored dresses though. Anyway, the dress is fine but she looks like a what’s-the-word-for-a-white-sausage? Weisswurst. Yes, that’s it. She’s not fat but her body looks like a tube, no waist. Weisswurst. lol
And I hate her hair. Soccer mom bob. It’s also too light and looks like straw.
GAH!! Am I the only one repulsed by these two?!?! What was Angie thinking? I’m not a fan of those super high slits to begin with. But to have her blatantly sticking her stick leg out like that? Ick Ick Ick. She looked ill, too skinny, and like she was high or something. Very giddy which is not a word I’d ever use for her. Blech. And Brad? Please tell me you’re just pointing and not doing a douchey “finger gun” thing. And get a hair cut.