Some folks are surprised to hear that the Frug and I always have a Date Night, every week, no matter what. Even the day after my mother died, we had a movie date! So, what do we do?? Usually dinner and deep thought -provoking conversation. The Italian Renaissance, post-modern art, marketing and social media, etc. Last night, after dindin and bevvies, we cast aside our usual Deep Thoughts and launched into the Freebie 5 concept. You know, top 5 celebs you would get a ‘pass’ for if the opportunity presented itself. The Frug’s list has changed over the years, as has mine.
The Frug’s current list (which has entries into the 30s!) has a Top 3…in the #1 spot is Kate Beckinsale.
We loved her in The Last Days of Disco and The Aviator. Classic, gorgeous, British. And, just named Maxim Magazine’s Sexiest Woman Alive. Next up, sadly, is the dreaded BJ mouthed ho that is Megan Fox.
Sigh. I do see that the girl is pretty…she just ruins it by looking like a whore all the time. Brad’s first choice, so classy…choice #2…whore. Hmm. Number 3 is Kristen Stewart!
Woo, Twilight! LOL He actually dug her in Into the Wild and then saw her ass (which is quite nice, btw!) in Adventureland and is now hooked! 😉 He never did name #s 4 and 5. Many were named Top 15 or whatever though. So, all 3 of the top 3 are brunettes, which I find interesting. His ‘real life’ type has been blondes. Wonder if that means anything?? Jessica Simpson was on his list ‘until she got fat’ >;-)
And Kelly Ripa is in the top 10 I think…
My Top 3 (I also really didn’t have 5…not sure why)…one guess as to my #1 pick…Yes, of course…Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson.
Tall, great hair, British. YUM. Number 2? Daniel Craig.
The hottest Bond. Normally blonde guys give me the ICK but not him. Maybe his Britishness makes up for the hair? And, #3 is Clive Owen.
Another Brit. Mama loves her accents! LOL and NOT kidding. He is not classically handsome but he looks like he would know how to get down to biznazz, kwim? My old Top Guys have fallen completely off the radar…Brad Pitt (hairy old goat who is with the Ultimate Home Wrecking ho now)…Clooney (gay?? and looking too thin and cheesy to me these days)…Tom Cruise (back in the Top Gun days – he was the HOTNESS) is off the list for oh-so-many reasons…
Was thinking that it would be cool if the Frug and I just happened to bump into RPattz and KStew and let them know ‘hey, you’re both on our lists! Let’s get it on!’ LOL 😉
Anyway, this ‘free pass’ list made me remember that old Friends episode where he bumps Isabella Rosselini off of his list due to geography? It’s a classic:
Ross: What? You don’t think I’d go up to her?
Rachel: Ross, it took you ten years to finally admit you liked me.
Monica: Rach? Are you really gonna let him do this?
Rachel: Honey, he’s about to go hit on Isabella Rossillini. I’m just sorry we don’t got popcorn.
Ross: Oh no, no, wait, wait! Isabella, don’t… don’t just dismiss this so fast. I mean, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Isabella: Yeah, for you.
Isabella: You know, it’s ironic.
Isabella: Because I have a list of five goofy coffee house guys and yesterday I just bumped you for that guy over there.