Growly Morning, All!
Thanks to my girl LMac for pointing out I have been a slacker with posting these days! This whole Back to School business has sucked my creativity! Getting up early at oh-dark-hundred starts my day off shitastically. I hesitate to moan about that b/c I know everyone else in the world deals with this too but…they aren’t as lazy as I am! They don’t need the sleep like I do! *whines*
So, let’s see…what’s new? 11 became 12. *gasps* I know. TWELVE. With the pimples on his nose and attitude to prove it. That child is going to be a handful. He somehow managed to get the Frug to agree to give him a cell phone for his birthday. A CELL PHONE FOR A 12 YEAR OLD. Ridiculous. All I know is that one night the Frug said to me “There is ABSOLUTELY NO WAY we’re getting him a phone” and then the next night I see 11 looking at cell phone plans with a tiny smug smile on his face. It’s a gift, I tell you.
Need a new name for him. He deserves more than just a number as a name, doncha think? Something based on his interests, perhaps? Currently, we have HGTV, Food Network Star, iPads, cell phones, reality TV…cleaning is a minor diversion these days. And vacuums, while still on the list, have fallen to the bottom.
So, to superficialize this posting…let’s talk Miley Cyrus. I’ve avoided the topic b/c, frankly, girlfriend is getting more than enough media coverage. The media is covering more than her outfit did at the VMAs. Hello, Ass Flaps! I LOVE LOVE LOVE her flabby ass in this pic. *giggles evilly*
So, then she and Liam announce their engagement is OVAH. Not shocking, right? But, one day later he is doing this??
Damn, that is COLD. Message delivered, Liam. That is a public bitch slap. Yeesh.
So, then I felt sorry for Miley. Fine, she did some ridic dance and shook her skinny-fat ass for the world to see and mock. No one deserves to see their former fiancé ONE DAY AFTER THEY SPLIT making out with some ho, right?
Then I see Miley in this outfit and I’m back to not feeling sorry for her AT ALL:
Seriously??? SERIOUSLY? What is she thinking? Girl looks fantastic from the neck down though, right? Like a filthy whore, but fantastic.
KEEP YOUR TONGUE IN YOUR MOUTH, MILEY.