Can we sue Angelina Jolie for sucking all the hotness out of Brad Pitt?? Just saw his latest magazine cover and he looks terrible. Wrinkled, grizzly bear facial fur…and his eyebrows make him look so sad. When he was with Jennifer Aniston, he was always smoking hot. Sure, he wasn’t saving the world one orphan at a time back then but at least he was taking care of himself! I know having 6 kids can age you but how many nannies do they have? One for each child at least from what I have read. No excuse for looking like Robert Redford already (now, I do love RR but he is a craggy-faced old man these days, right??)…Mr. Pitt, please shave, get a really good facial, perhaps a peel or 4…do a detox…and sleep…lots of sleep.
Speaking of Jennifer Aniston, why do bloggers insist on calling her ‘Maniston’?? She is so NOT manly. She is very soft and girly…gorgeous skin…silky hair…amazing body…how in God’s name would anyone think she looks like a man?? She doesn’t even have man-hands!
Anyone else think Tony Romo broke up w/Jessica Simpson b/c of that whoreanus blue and red HORIZONTAL striped dress she wore to that golf tournament in MD? OMG, she looked awful in that!!! She must have a stylist, right?? Who puts a curvy-bordering-on-chunky (sorry!! girlfriend has gotten thick!) in a horizontal striped anything? WTF? Brad thinks Tony dumped her b/c she’s fat…and that there is some sort of NFL Quarterback competition for ‘hottest spouse’ that Tom Brady is winning now and forever…
What do Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson have in common? Or, should I ask ‘who’?? John Mayer. What do we think of him??? He’s tall, a musician, seems intelligent…so why is he a douche bag? All the gossip sites call him a DB and he even refers to himself as one! And, does anyone think it’s true that he pees on people during sex????? I have read that on a number of blogs and really wonder about it. Did he pee on JA?? I can see him doing it to JS b/c she seems to be a low self esteem girl who would let some clown piss on her. But, Aniston?? And how in the hell is that sexy??? Oooh baby, piss on me. YUCK.
How about the Jon and Kate debaucle? I guess I could have started this as “…speaking of douche bags'” b/c that Jon guy has really become one. Who leaves his wife, starts wearing Ed Hardy tees, and jets off to St. Tropez w/some young whore…and has 8(!!) kids at home?? I have only seen clips of their show and initially just despised the wife. She came off like a controlling bitch. MichaelK of Dlisted (who is a genius and would be my evil soul mate if a) I wasn’t married and b) he wasn’t gay) writes some hilarious commentary about Kate and her hair…here’s an example:
“If you happen to be kayaking on the Atlantic Ocean this weekend, you might see Kate Gosselin’s rabid possum hair dog paddling next to you looking all cunty-like with foam pouring out of it. That’s because Jon is in St. Tropez with his whore and it’s going to GIT ‘EM!” Check out this link for a full report…http://www.dlisted.com/node/32907
He also uses the c word either as an adverb or as an adjective…it’s been 20+ years since I was in a classroom so I can’t think of which one it is! http://esl.about.com/od/grammarintermediate/a/a_adjoradv.htm He would say something like ‘Angelina gave Anne Hathaway a cunty look’…adjective or adverb??
Anyway, that’s all for now. Have to get back to my real life…dinner, laundry, dog poop. Exotic stuff! Woo!