So, this is the long awaited PART 2 of Saturday in NYC. I believe I left off as I was stumbling down the streets of NY, shouting the word VAGINA? Apparently, I was also gyrating and making lewd gestures…humiliating Ashley, the uber-cool Manhattanite. What are relatives for?
So, we are all working our looks…Robin, working the blonde glamazon thing…Ashley, raven haired fiesty-hip pixie…me, the classic Old Whore…went back in the Bowery Hotel lounge area…they have tables with ‘bottle service’…you know, buy a bottle of vodka for $500 and get to hang in the cool area…such a non-Frug-approved thing! 😉 We went back to the side bar for a bit…then, Ash then scoped out a table in the cool area with only 1 or 2 guys at it…they were happy to have us hang but the bouncer types nixed it! Can you believe it? Hmph. And, so we’re hanging out with our $20 drinks and a very nice bouncer guy (not a burly I-will-kick-your-ass type) w/adorable horn rimmed glasses came over…he apologized profusely but asked us to basically get back into the riff-raff room! (side bar) He did say he would come get out out of the riff-raff room when the hubbub died down a bit…I *know* it was b/c Rob was there, somewhere…there was a bit of a buzz in the air. Someone said Keifer Sutherland was there too. Did I see him? Of course not. I am apparently celeb-repellant. Walked out onto the patio area (where Rob would be hanging out, smoking…and making it look sexy and cool somehow…le sigh)…didn’t see him…such a TEASE. The media I was reading later gave conflicting reports. Some said he was there later (we stayed til 1:03am) and some said he was on the upper west side, with Kristen Stewart…Regardless…I *know* he and I were hanging out at the Bowery, separate, yet still together in spirit! 😉
So, during my stalking time, there were some things to keep my mind off of my RPattz-less-ness. One guy came over w/his buddies…his intro ‘hey, one of the best things about me is that I like to buy girls drinks’…well, okay then! Have at it! His other line? Something about ‘one of the best things about me is that I’m tall’ Okay. Never bothered to get his name b/c honestly, who cares, kwim? Robin was busy thinking about ‘Wrench’ and Ash was getting constant texts from her ex-current-future-fiance-stalker-killer. Which left me to entertain the drink buyers. Which was fine. I really love being married. I can talk to anyone. No pressure, kwim? The other guy gave us 3-4 different names. I resorted to just calling him ‘Pleather’ b/c his jacket was ‘green’ and pleather. Tall guy, just called him ‘Tall’…Tall was a character. He asked me a question that was so vulgar that it left me speechless. ME?! Can you believe it? I cannot even repeat it here! Finished up there w/a round of disgusting gingery nasty shots. UGH. Oh, and when we got back to the hotel, Ashley and I decided hot dogs from a street vendor were a terrific idea. UGH. No hangover for me though. Maybe that’s a preventative?
So, sadly, despite some decent stalking, no Rob sighting. And, even if I did see him, he would have been w/KStew, which is cool I suppose. It did make me come up w/a new mental scenario though…it’s me with Rob…and I am wearing Kristen’s shoes. Whoregasm.
Picture, me wearing these shoes
Plus ROB. He can keep his Ray Bans on 😉