Knocked up Old Whore Alert! WTF is she thinking? Even on a skinny, non-preggo body, this would be a tricky dress to pull off…but, she’s pregnant and it looks terrible! Meow!
Why, Cameron? WHY???? A-Rod is a total douche. He’s a hot douche but a douche nonetheless. AND, he’s been with Madonna AND Kate Hudson…and those bitches have been around! lol
And, another bitchy side note…hate the red lipstick. Makes her look drag queeny. (I heart Cameron Diaz, I DO! but not with the red lipstick…and NOT boinking A-Rod)
I know, I know…more on Kate Hudson’s breasts. WHY?! lol It is interesting, right? If she did get them done, they are, um, tasteful?? She does have to walk a fine line…with her personality (aka sluttiness) she needs to be careful with the boobage. Go too big and suddenly she looks like Pamela Anderson or that horrifying Heidi Montag person. Plus, she is an actress and if the boobs are too big, the roles are more limited (to slutty roles, kwim?)…
I guess if you have a ton of $$ you can go small and tasteful without feeling like you got ‘cheated’ or something. People on a budget want their money’s worth! lol 😉
Okay, Kellie, Kate Hudson heard that you said she was ‘concave’ and did something about it! lol
Do we really think Kate Hudson got a boob job????? She doesn’t seem like the type…plus, with all her whoring, who has time for the recovery?? *cackles*
NO NO NO NOOOOOO! For the love of God, NO. You realize that if they are co-stars, KHud is going after Colin…and he will have to do her. As a man, if you are presented wit Kate Hudson on a platter, you must have her. I realize that. But it will ruin him in my eyes…he’s just too much of a badass dirty hot thing to be with her…right??????
He was good in Crazy Heart…didn’t get enough of him in it but he was good…please Colin, don’t sell out in some crappy Kate Hudson rom-com…
Wow, this is a toughie! Madonna or Kate Hudson? Even if the ? was Old Whore, it would be hard. Madonna is technically older but the woman is in terrific shape…hmmm…
Alright, I’ve thought about KHud for the win here! Madonna, for all her sexed-up-ness, doesn’t flaunt her Ho-ness. Kate Hudson just whores around all over and, worse, brings her poor kid along for the ride! And, Kate made poor Owen Wilson so sad he tried to kill himself!
Side note: A-Rod? I-C-K.
After hearing a bit of backlash from Megan Fox fans (yes, Brad, YOU) I want to clarify something…I have no idea if any of the celebs that I think are Old Whores or Young Whores are actually whores. I just think they LOOK like they could be…or were…or may end up being…
So, my apologies to Megan Fox, Kate Hudson, Pamela Anderson, Shannen Doherty, Goldie Hawn, Jessica Simpson, Tara Reid, Nicollete Sheridan, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, et al. Please read the above clarification about Whores.
That is all.