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I Can’t Possibly Be Alone…

…in thinking that Brad Pitt’s Chanel No. 5 ad is so so so awkward and embarrassing. To take it a step further — as I often do — let’s discuss Brad’s look in the ad, shall we?  

Oh Brad. What happened?? We all know exactly what happened. SHE happened. She sucked all your youth and hotness out of you. Literally, I bet. *sighs*  I think he’s trying to channel his uber-hot Tristan from Legends of the Fall here.  Behold the glory of Tristan

*whimpers* TRISTAN!!!!

Anyway, where was I?

Oh yes…the Chanel No. 5 ad.

So, instead of the long haired brooding tortured hotness of Tristan, I think Brad actually looks like this:

Who’s with me??? What?

Boyfriend needs a chemical peel, a tiny bit of botox, and a haircut.  And maybe some fun in his life???  Jesus, the poor guy just looks SAD.

That Touching Moment When Angie Inhales The Life Out Of Brad In Front Of Everybody

 

Michael K!!! My God I LOVE him!  He calls Angie a “bag of bones” and a “succubus” with “whore pit vipers crawling under her skin“!!!!  And he finished her off with “I bet that dress smells like cold death, dried tar and black licorice.”

How does he come up with this stuff?!?!  And please don’t stop!

 

That Touching Moment When Angie Inhales The Life Out Of Brad In Front Of Everybody.

Brad Pitt &Angelina Jolie: Cannes ‘Tree Of Life’ Premiere [PHOTOS] – Socialite Life

Is it just me or does Brad Pitt have a little Jack Nicholson thing going on here?   Something about the glasses and the smile…and I hate his hair!!!!  It needs a good shampooing and a CUT!  Maybe he and Tom Brady can get a 2-for-1 special??

And I HATE her dress. And her stupid ugly tattoos. *growls*

Now, THESE pix epitomize Cannes and the old/hot Brad Pitt for me:

See??? I know he was already banging AJ behind her back BUT the Pitts looked glowy and happy here.

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie: Cannes ‘Tree Of Life’ Premiere [PHOTOS] – Socialite Life.

What Do You Think of Brad Pitt’s Slicked Hair, Full Goatee? – Style & Beauty – UsMagazine.com

(JFC, realizing that I should rename my blog to kellysthoughtsondouchebaghair.com)

Anyway, Brad Pitt? You know how I feel about how he’s aging and how AJ has sucked the hotness out of him (perhaps literally hehe)…so, here he is…this look is for a movie so I shall endevour to be kind.

Aging porn star? Aging Mafia guy? Aging metrosexual?  I don’t know and I don’t like it.

Thoughts?

(and now I’m thinking that perhaps Giselle and Angelina are purposely uglifying their men…they do look better by comparison)

What Do You Think of Brad Pitt’s Slicked Hair, Full Goatee? – Style & Beauty – UsMagazine.com.

“Bitch, Don’t Even Think Of Going Anywhere!”

I see Brad Pitt loves those leather pants…*gags* His entire ensemble is douchey. Starting with the hair…and finishing up w/those pants. UGH. And I hate Angie’s dress too…and her hair. These 2 can look amazing…they are both gorgeous people…Brad, lose those God awful pants and do something w/that mop (is he going for the Tom Brady look?? Say it isn’t so!) and Angie, you’re 35 years old…stop dressing like an old lady. Seriously, that looks like something Betty White could wear to the Oscars (well, maybe with a nice shrug over it lol)…she’s young, skinny and sexy…that’s doesn’t last – work it while you can…

“Bitch, Don’t Even Think Of Going Anywhere!”.

Brad Pitt and Robin Wright shoot night scene for Moneyball 01oct10

Well, hello William Bradley Pitt. Looking much more like yourself (as in, the Brad Pitt I used to lurve) in these pix. Lainey says it’s the lighting…I think the shave and a haircut (6 bits) help too! I like that he’s doing this film with Robin Wright Penn…She’s gorgeous and oh-so-natural…”Hollywood natural” I suppose but still amazing.

Brad Pitt and Robin Wright shoot night scene for Moneyball 01oct10.

Top 9 Most Heartbreaking Hollywood Breakups

This is from Eonline.  I, of course, vote for Brad/Jen being the most heartbreaking split.  But, now that I am thinking about it, maybe I just feel that way because now it seems like all Hollywood marriages are doomed?  Maybe back then I believed in fairy tales?  Now it just seems like they are all ticking time bombs.

Top 9 Most Heartbreaking Hollywood Breakups.

Who Is Megan Fox’s Mystery Sex Partner No. 2?

Bitch please. Megan ‘Blow Job Lips’ Fox claims she has slept with 2 guys. Bullshit. TWO?  She’s with David from 90210 so I would imagine he is one of the ‘two’…and she claims to have had a childhood sweetheart. Come on. Such craziness. And, there is that nasty rumor that she did the dirty with my main man, Robert. *whispers ‘please don’t let that be true’*  Anyway, there is no way in hell an actress *cough* has only slept with 2 guys.  But even if that were true?  STFU about it. Yeesh.

This is all reminding me of when my other Hollywood ‘nemesis’ Angelina Jolie tried to say she had only slept with 4 guys. She’s been married 3 times and is now sucking the lifeblood out of former hottie Brad Pitt. So, count ’em, FOUR.  Bitch PLEASE.

Why do they a) LIE b) keep TMI-ing c) think we care???

Who Is Megan Fox’s Mystery Sex Partner No. 2?.

In other Bad Taste News

I have this article and 2 pix…and I will preface it by saying, ‘YES, I realize that I am going to HELL’…

You can check out the article about Brad and Angie’s twins but I just wanted to post the pix in case you don’t have the time to click on the link…

So, check ’em out. They are sometimes called ‘The Holy Twins’ as their older bio sister is called ‘The Chosen One’…but, let’s be real…and maybe a bit mean?? Is it just me, and it may well just be me, but don’t they look…a little bit…special??  Just for the record, in case you haven’t heard, I happen to have a special needs kiddo of my own…so, even though I am in a glass house, I think I can throw a tiny pebble, kwim?  They just seem a little low tone in the face (and my child has that and he still has those chubby baby cheeks at age 8)…and the open mouths…and the sort of blank stares…bulbous noggins too…I don’t know…maybe I am just a bitch and a terrible person.  Not news, right?  And, to have that awful AWFUL Angelina as your mom??  The odds are not good for these kids! 😉