Archive | June 2015

World’s Lamest Blogger

I HAVE NOTHING TO WRITE ABOUT.

MOST BORING PERSON WHO HAS EVER LIVED!

Honestly.

Nothing. New. To. Say.

I’ve never been a “Mommy Blogger” because eeuuww. No thanks. Even if I wanted to relabel myself as such, I really couldn’t. Teenage stuff isn’t funny. Well, it is actually really funny but it’s so personal and they are actual people now so…. But, between us, there are some stories to tell! muahaha But alas…

Don’t want to be a “Wife Blogger.” Or, a “family life expert” kind of thing. Braggy bitches. Nope. That’s the kiss of death for the marriage.

Decided way back not to be a Twilight blogger, or a Fifty Shades blogger, for a variety of reasons. And I’m not going to do a book blog b/c, frankly, how many ways can I say “Wow, that was super smutty and I loved it!’?

Sigh.

I don’t know.

I guess I could tell you about Life with the Frug. Always a barrel of laughs.

Fine, I’ll do that.

Chatting with the Frug prior to leaving for my hair appt.

Frug: But you just got your hair done.

Me: THAT WAS A MONTH AGO!

F: It doesn’t need to be colored.

Me: DO YOU NOT SEE THIS GREY? *gesticulating wildly and yanking my hair*

F: No.

Me: *April Ludgate Dead-Eyed Stare whilst thinking “ARE YOU BLIND, MAN?“*

F: Well, don’t go too light. You’re starting to look like a creamsicle.

Me: *smites him*

Later…

Frug: Oh, okay, it’s not too blonde.

Me: Well, he did put in some blonde…

F: Those are highlights. *said with child-like ‘I know this one!’ voice*

Me: But they put some dark in too. Those are called “lowlights.” *speaking slowly and pedantically*

Me: He also uses another color to cover the grey roots.

F: *scrambling for some way to save money on this deal* Maybe you can cover the grey at home?

Me: *stares soullessly*

F: Well, in the summer, can’t you just spray the roots with Sun In, or vinegar, to burn off the grey?

Me: ______________________________________

So, yeah. That’s just a snippet of my Life with the Frug. I’ll be writing later after I’ve stocked up on Sun-In and vinegar, the newest way to cover grey roots.