Oh, and zzzz zzzzz.
This new schedule is kkkeeeeeellllliiiiinnngggg me.
(Those of you who are already early risers or *shudders* Morning People can look away)
Both boys need to be at different places at the same time. 12(!) used to have a 9am start time for school. He now has to be there at 7:30am. SEVENFUCKINGTHIRTY. He used to sleep til 8:20, wake up, have a leisurely breakfast, and then I’d drive him the 1 block to school (Hush. One cannot walk a child to school in jammies.)
Now, he is up at 6:30am. Bless his heart, he’s a bit of a Morning Person so it hasn’t rocked his world too much.
Sarcasmo used to get up at 6:45am to shower, eat, and work on his freaking hair til we had to leave at 7:25am. He now gets up at 6:15am so he can be gorgeous by 7:10am. *rolls eyes* I would roll out of bed at 7, make sure he was up and ready-ish, pee, grab a DC, and go. Yes, in my jammies. Stop with the judgement.
Now, since 12 can’t really make his own breakfast (damn him), I actually have to get out of bed at the same time as he does in order to make him a nice breakfast. (Quiet down. A “nice breakfast” is like a bagel with peanut butter, a banana, a squeezy yogurt, and OJ) AND, he doesn’t like the school lunches so I have to make one. Honestly. It’s drudgery! lol
The Frug (who sleeps thru the morning rush, the bastard) is all “this new schedule is great” and “you’ll have a jump on your day“…
What I have is exhaustion. *whines* I need sleep! *whines* I’m not a Morning Person. It takes me til around 10:30-11 to feel remotely human. Then I can start shuffling around and getting shit done. Gym, grocery store, another errand…
And that’s it.
Since the school day starts so freaking early, the day is over at 2:25pm. BAM.
Where is the Kelly Time? Where is the Sloth??
Where is my sanity?
*eyes the sleeping cat on the bed*
*eyes the sleeping dog on another bed*
zzz zzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz