Archive | April 2010

Forgot to Mention…

…that DING DONG the FRUG IS GONE! lol Just til Friday afternoon. It’s for ‘business’…hmmm…am checking Facebook and seeing all kinds of bar activity. Work, my ass! *growls fondly*

So, tomorrow, a Frug Free Day…what am I going to do? A massage? A mani/pedi? Lunch with a girlfriend? Recreational shopping? All the the above?

Nope.

It’s actually going to be a F*ck Me Day. *sighs deeply* Because God and the Fates hate me, tomorrow is going to consist of a superduper fun Field Trip w/8’s 2nd grade class!  Complete w/riding on a school bus w/40+ 8 year olds! We’ll be doing some sort of walking tour and learning about Native Americans! Yahooo!  And, then, if that’s not enough fun…his teacher asked if we could ‘chat for 15 minutes’ right after the trip. Sssuuuuuurrrrrreeee. Terrific. So, by the time all is said and done, how much Kelly Time is left? Maybe enough time to pee and grab another Diet Coke.

As I said, a F*ck Me Day all around.

News Flash! I’ve accepted a Full-Time Job!

It’s been a part-time gig for a while now…but, I’ve resigned myself to the fact that dealing w/my HAIR is a full time job. Starting at the top…the gray roots. Seriously?  How fast do they grow in? I think, money being no object (*chuckling at the Frug’s reaction to THAT*), I could conceivably get my roots touched up every 2.5-3 weeks. And then the highlights are every 6-8 weeks on top of that! GAH!  The Frug better go sell something ’cause Mama needs her roots done AGAIN! lol

Moving on…the chin hair. WTH? I get that (and the ‘stache and brows) done every 2 weeks or so. Even with that, I am plucking out the chin hairs DAILY. And they are not soft little baby hairs. They are SPIKES.  I suppose I should just be happy that they’re blonde. *sighs*

Further south?  Yes, the bikini area…I had a lovely, thorough, and yet not terribly painful, wax right before we left for Mexico.  I am now watching in horror as it grows back. You’d think that it would all grow in evenly. Nope. It’s patchy. Parts of it sort of resemble a Hitler-esque moustache. And that is NOT sexy. *cackles* Some spots are still bald as a cue ball, others are like an inch long. WTH?  Thankfully no one’s looking that closely. *whew*

Legs/underarms? Daily. Now that’s it’s nicer weather, definitely a daily mowing needs to be done on those areas. And, if I’m really being honest, the legs could use another round at around 5pm. Yes, I am so hairy that my legs get a 5 o’clock shadow. Just lucky I guess *rolls eyes*

*sigh* Well, I’d better log off…time to mow some misc. body part…

Sandra Bullock Shockers! Adopted a Son, Divorcing Jesse James

YEAH!  I am so so so happy to see this!  Sandra Bullock adopted a baby!  LOOK at this baby – how crazy cute is he?????

And it’s official that she has filed for divorce from that cheating pigdog Jesse James.

I’m glad she has that sweet baby…nothing like baby snuggles to help you get thru the tough times.

Sandra Bullock Shockers! Adopted a Son, Divorcing Jesse James.